U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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