Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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