yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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