Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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