idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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