My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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