he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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