I saw his package. It spoke to me.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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