Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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