Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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