I wish i was in the wii world.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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