I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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