I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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