Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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