adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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