Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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