She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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