ugly people sure do ruin things
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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