I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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