Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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