found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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