Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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