Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
