I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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