What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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