You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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