Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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