U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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