Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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