Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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