ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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