Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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