Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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