If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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