She's JV to your varsity
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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