im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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