im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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