69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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