this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Never underestimate the power of titties
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