69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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