There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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