Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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