What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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