i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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