I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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