didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We have started to decorate penises.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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