nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
How's work?
Spinning.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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