2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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