I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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