Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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