i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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