so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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