yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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