Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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