we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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