Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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