I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
vagina is talking i cant
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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