He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
