Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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