He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
